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The Catholic Yaoi Anthem

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The Catholic Yaoi Fangirl Anthem

I will rot in Hell I know
For the Bible tells me so
I see yaoi day to day
and the Bible said it's wrong to be gay
So God has condemned me
God has condemned me
God has condemned me
The Bible tells me so
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!  

I will burn after I die
because I like guy on guy
the Bible said that yaoi's wrong
so I changed the words to this song
God has condemned me!
God has condemned me!
God has condemned me!
The Bible tells me so.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

I will roast just like a pig
Cause the bible's bigoted
For the love of sodomy
Damn it all, to hell with me
God has condemned me!
God has condemned me!
God has condemned me!
The Bible tells me so
Ayla:
Yay first devinition of 2010!!!!!!
I wrote this to that old catholic song

Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so
Little ones to him belong
They are weak, but he is strong
Yes Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves me
The Bible tells me so

I was just talking to my friend and my sister the other day about how we're going to hell for the amount of yaoi we read, watch, and write. Then I came up with this. I hope it doesn't offend anyone- except for maybe homophobes, because I honestly don't give a shit if I offend them. Anyways enjoy. :la:
Btw:
1) Please no flagging.
2) If I offened you, then sorry
3) Please no flaming- don't waste your time, I don't take flames to heart. They're just a waste of comment space.
4) I'm not sure the original song is copyrighted, but yeah the tune belongs to whoever came up with it.
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License
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TheTrueMadHatter
 //...There is nothing wrong with being gay and everyone is welcomed to the church. Pope Francis seems to support gays too.